Kanye West at Milk Studios on June 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California.
Photo: Jonathan Leibson (Getty Images for ADIDAS)

Kanye lives to konfuse, y’all.

Always one to march to the beat of his own drum, last weekend your problematic fave marched himself into the Miami wedding of 2 Chainz and new bride Kesha Ward in an institutional-colored ensemble, wearing padded slides—and socks!—with his suit, which was strikingly worn sans shirt; his bare chest accessorized with several gold chains.

As if that wasn’t enough of a fashion statement, Kanye’s slides—which were by Yeezy, of course—appeared to be borrowed from wife Kim Kardashian, since they were a full two sizes too small.

And while we’d usually have questions, we don’t even know where to begin, because we’ve pretty much been rendered speechless.

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Okay, here’s a question: How does one even begin to describe this look? It’s very Tony Montana-meets-tile-grout-meets-Florida retiree-chic, and frankly, it’s so deeply disturbing we might need the rest of the day off.

Also disturbing? Pausing for a photo op on the steps of Villa Casa Casuarina—better known as the Versace mansion—where the nuptials took place. We get it; Kim’s neon latex dress is a Versace creation. But grinning for the cameras while literally standing on the spot where Gianni Versace was shot and killed?

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It’s perhaps the only thing sadder than Kanye’s outfit.